Judges Joke(5)
Before a burglary trial，the judge explained to the defendant，“You can let me try your case，or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”
The man thought for a moment.“What are peers？”he asked.“They‘re people just like you your equals.”
“Forget it，”retorted the defendant.“I don‘t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
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