我就明白该是回家的时候了。
A businessman enters a tavern（酒馆）, sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket before orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at the photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
有个生意人进了酒馆，坐在吧台，要了一大杯双份装的加冰马提尼。
他喝完酒，冲衬衫兜里瞟一眼，完了叫服务员再备上一大杯马提尼。
喝完之后，他又冲衬衫兜里瞟一眼，完了又叫服务员上了一大杯马提尼。
那服务员说：“我说哥们，我愿意整晚给你上酒。可你得告我，在续杯前，你为吗要往衬衫兜里瞅？”
那顾客回答说：“我瞟一眼我老婆照片，要是她变好看了，我就明白该是回家的时候了。”
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