双语笑话 女儿心中的英雄
Our granddaughter's second－grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes． Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him． "Why did you pick me?" he asked．
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger，" she said．
我们的孙女儿读二年级，老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄。她的爸爸发现她选择了他，真是受宠若惊。“你为什么选我呢？”他问。
“因为我不会拼阿诺得．施瓦辛格（Arnold Schwarzenegger），“她说。
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