发现黑板给乱涂乱画了
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed（乱画）. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!"
"It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
有天放学时老师对同学们说：“明天早上，你们当中谁要能答出我第一个问题，我就允许他提前回家。”
第二天，老师一进教室，发现黑板给乱涂乱画了。他很生气，就问：“这谁干的？请站出来！”
“是我。”鲍勃说，“现在我可以回家了，再见吧，老师。”
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