那男的说是我老婆头疼不是我
One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Do you have anything to cure a headache?"
The chemist took a bottle from a shelf, held it under the gentleman's nose and took out the cork. The smell was so strong that tears came into the man's eyes and ran down his cheeks.
"What did you do that for?" he said angrily, as soon as he could get back his breath.
"But that medicine has cured your headache, hasn't it?"
"You fool." said the man, "It's my wife that has the headache, not me".
一天，有个男人走进药店，说：“你们有治头疼的药么？”
药剂师从货架上取过一瓶子，伸到那先生的鼻子下边，然后拔出瓶塞。那味儿太冲了，熏得那人泪流满面。
“你这搞什么鬼呀？”他刚喘过气来，就怒气冲天地说。
“可这药治好了您的头疼，没错吧？”
“你个蠢货，”那男的说，“是我老婆头疼，不是我！”
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