历史书总是有这样的数字
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?
Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus's telephone number.
小玛丽:我发现在我的历史书总是有这样的数字(1451——1560)哥伦布这个名字后。请解释为什么,先生?
小罗斯:老师,我能告诉她。那是哥伦布的电话号码。
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/31003.html
相关文章
-
趣味图片英语笑话：a red carpet 红地毯（双语）
yay,a red carpet!耶，红地毯！rarely used, but efficient method to get rid of celebrities很少用，但是是去掉名人的有效办法 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
笑话习题簿11.2.13
Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very...
2018-11-23 英语笑话 -
双语笑话:美日划船比赛
A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
Elderly Joke(25)
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week‘s vacation in Majorca.“I wish we’d brought the piano with us，”said Mr. Thorne.“Wh...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：a genius villain 天才恶棍（双语）
Look at the clown! He's really funny, huh, Timmy?HAHA!小丑!他真的很有趣,嗯,蒂米吗?哈哈!Stop laughing!I'm a genius villain! STOP!别笑!我是一个天才恶棍!停!A more realistic version of how the li...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
英语幽默时尚版 霓裳炫影
第一部份 新鲜生活 Unit3 Fashionable Clothing 霓裳炫影 英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇03：霓裳炫影(双语阅读) When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new cl...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
A Short Holiday
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside， but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country l...
2018-12-28 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹116：单簧管(中英)
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board，and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist w...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
