Elderly Joke(25)
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week‘s vacation in Majorca.“I wish we’d brought the piano with us,”said Mr. Thorne.“What on earth for?”asked his wife.“I‘ve left the tickets on it.”
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