英语幽默时尚版 霓裳炫影
第一部份 新鲜生活
Unit3 Fashionable Clothing 霓裳炫影
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇03：霓裳炫影(双语阅读)
When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new clothes,the neighbors wondered at his property.
村子里的白痴突然发了大财，穿上了新衣服，邻居们对他的暴富感到很惊奇。
A:What's happened to you?
你做了什么事?
B:1 won the first prize in the lottery.
我中了头彩。
A:How did you come to guess the luck number?
你是怎么猜中幸运号码的?
B:Well, three times running I dreamed of seven; so I figured it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought ticket number 24 I won the first prize.
哦，我做梦梦见了7这个号码三次。于是我算出7的3倍是24.于是我买了号码是24的彩票。这张票中了头彩。
A:NVhy, you blamed fool, three times seven is twenty-one, not twenty-four.
哎呀，你这个该死的傻瓜，7的3倍是21不是24。
B:Is that so? Well, twenty-four won, anyway.
是这样吗?哦，不管怎么说，24中了。
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