你的马不是得过瘟疫么

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Two farmers met with each other, and the first one said, "Didn't your horse have that disease that was going around?” The friend replied, “Yes, he did! He had it bad.” “So, what did you do for him?” asked the first farmer. “Well, I dosed him good with a half pint of linseed oil, a tablespoon of turpentine, and three tablespoons of castor oil.”

A few days later, the two farmers met again. The first farmer asked his friend, “Didn’t you tell me you gave your horse a half pint of linseed oil, a tablespoon of turpentine, and three tablespoons of castor oil?” The second said, “Yes, I sure did!” The first farmer exclaimed, “I thought that’s what you said, but when I gave it to my horse, he died!” And the friend said, “Of course! Mine did, too!”

俩农民朋友碰巧遇上，一个问说：“你的马不是得过瘟疫么？”
朋友回答说：“是呀，得过！病得不轻呢。”
“那你怎么治的呀？”
“这个呀，我给他整整灌了半品脱亚麻籽油、一大勺松节油和三大勺蓖麻油。”
过了几天，这俩农民又碰上了。先前那个又问这朋友：“你是跟我说你给马喂了半品脱亚麻籽油、一大勺松节油和三大勺蓖麻油吧？”
朋友说：“没错，我就是这么干的！”头一个农民叫起来：“我就记得你是那么说的嘛，可我给马喂完以后，它死了！”这个朋友说：“那肯定的嘛！我的也死啦！”

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