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1.An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?" 一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪." "您需要多少发子弹?" 那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?" 2.Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression. Girl:Then you can use money to express it. 小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达. 姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧! 3.One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?" 亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?" 4."Excuse me,but the seat you/'ve taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "请原谅,你占了我的位置." "你的位置?你能证明这点吗?" "能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

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