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一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生

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A senile actress  went  to  see  a  doctor. The  doctor   : “How  old  are  you?”  
The  actress  said: “ Twenty-two.” So  the  doctor  scribbled  down on  her  case history : “Amnesia.”

  一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生,医生问:“您的年龄?”女演员说:“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道:“丧失记忆。”

     

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