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每日一笑:(7.16)

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Twice 5 makes 10.

Frank did not know his lesson. The teacher said to him, "If we do not know our lesson, we shall write it out ten times for tomorrow."
The next day Frank gave his task to the teacher, who said, "You only wrote your lesson five times, why?"
"Because," answered Frank, "you said, 'we shall write our lesson ten times,' so I wrote it five times myself. I thought that you would write the five other times yourself, sir!"  

            两个五遍就是十遍。

弗兰克不懂课本的内容,于是老师告诉他,“如果我们不懂得课文的内容,我们就要把课文抄写十遍,明天交。”
第二天,弗兰克把作业交给了老师。老师问:“你为什么只抄了五遍?”
“因为,”弗兰克回答说:“您说过‘我们要抄十遍’,所以我就抄了五遍,我想另外那五遍您会抄的。”

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