一个男人和一个女人刚离了婚出了法院
A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they go to St. Peter and ask to be remarried. St. Peter said 'come back in 15 years!'
15 years later they're back and a minister remarries them. Soon after they start fighting again, and want to split up. So they go back to St. Peter and ask to be divorced. St. Peter throws up his hands and says 'It took me 15 years to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find a lawyer??!!
一个男人和一个女人刚离了婚出了法院,路上他们双双被一个失控的公共汽车压死了。在天堂里,他们对于离婚都有另有想法于是去找圣.彼得要求复婚。圣.彼得说，“十五年后再回来！”
十五年后他们回来了，一个牧师主持让他们重新结婚。不久他们又开始吵架了，并且想分手。因此他们又去找圣.彼得要求离婚。圣.彼得摆了摆手说，“我在这里花了15年才找到一个牧师难道你们现在想叫我给你们找个律师？
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