让搭讪者无地自容的拒绝佳句
Not if you were the last man on earth. 除非你是世界上最后一个男人。
I‘m not available.我已经名花有主了。
Not in this lifetime.这辈子休想。下辈子吧
Is begging on the street legal here?此地当街乞讨是合法的吗？
I am waiting for my boyfriend。我正在等我男朋友。
Boy：Can I buy you a drink?我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？
Girl：Actually I‘d rather have the money。不必，我很有钱。
Boy：Can I have your name?直译：我能有你的名字吗？
Girl：Why? Don‘t you already have one? 为什么？你不是已经有一个吗？
Boy：I‘m a photographer. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours。我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
Girl：I‘m a plastic surgeon. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours。我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
Boy：Is this seat empty?直译：这个座位是空的吧？
Girl：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down。是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
Boy：Haven‘t I seen you some place before?我好象以前在什么地方见过你？
Girl：Yes. That‘s why I don‘t go there anymore。是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。
Boy：Will you go out with me this Saturday?这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？
Girl：Sorry. I‘m having a headache this weekend。抱歉。这个周末我头疼。
Boy：I think I could make you very happy。我想我能让你非常快乐。
Girl：Why? Are you leaving?是吗？你是说你要离开？
Boy: May I hold your hand? 我能牵着你的手吗 来源：考试大
Girl: No thanks,it isn’t heavy. 不用了，我自己能拿的动
Boy: Hi,didn’t we go on dates before? Once or twice? 我们以前有过一两次幽会吧
Girl: Must’ve been once.I never make the samemistake twice. 肯定只有一次，我从不会犯两次同样的错误。
Boy: I’d like to call you.Your number? 能告我你的电话号码吗？
Girl: It’s in the phone book。在电话本里。
Boy: Is this seat empty? 这个位置没人吗？
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down. 对，即使你坐上去也是没人。
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