那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事91：两个律师
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Two attomeys
两个律师
Two attomsys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches herel" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
两个律师走进一个餐厅点了两杯饮料，然后从手提箱中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来说道：“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。单词＆词组
profeSsional 内行的，有经验的
screw over sb．欺骗或玩弄（某人的）感情、金钱等
attomey 代理人，律师
skunk 讨厌鬼：使惨败
piss 小便
ecstatic 狂喜的人：狂
march 进军，行进：齐步走
exchange 交换：交流
知道不知道
1 929年10月29日是美国历史上最黑暗的一天。“黑色星期二”是股票市场崩盘的日子，“经济大萧条”( Great Depression)也正式开始。失业率攀升到最高点o贺柏特·胡佛( Hebert Hoover)总统试图控制危机，但是却无能为力。 932年，罗斯福获选为美国总统，他推动了”新政“【New Deal）以解决美国的经济危机。国会也配合通过设立“工作改进组织”( Works ProgressAdministration，WPA)，负责为美国人民提供工作机会。美国于1 941年加入第二次世界大战后，经济大萧条也随之结束。
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