Divorced Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his.daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall， runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant， “How much is that Barbie in the window？” In a condescending manner， she says “Which Barbie？”
She continues， “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95， Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95， Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95， Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95， and Divorced Barbie for $265.00”。
Ralph asks， “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95？”
“That's obvious” the sales lady says. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house， Ken's car， Ken's boat， Ken's holiday chalet in Malibu and Ken's furniture.”
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