一个漂亮的女牧羊犬来到

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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

The Collie says, "That‘s not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."

She says, "That‘s not creative."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
塔科贝尔奇瓦瓦，杜宾犬和斗牛犬在小狗酒吧喝酒的时候，一个漂亮的女牧羊犬来到他们，说，“谁能说肝脏和奶酪的一句话会用有我。”所以杜宾说，“我喜欢肝脏和奶酪。”牧羊犬说，“那是不够的。”牛头犬说，“我恨肝脏和奶酪。”她说，“没有创意。”最后，奇瓦瓦说，“我的肝脏，奶酪。”

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