Way of Inducing 招客有方双语笑话

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At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said.

　　"But your sign says, 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m.'," I reminded him.

　　"Oh," he replied, "that means me.

Notes:
　　remind v.提醒

Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
　　① Where was the author?

　　② What did he notice?

　　③ What did the sign say?

　　④ What request did the author make to the owner?

　　⑤ What effect did the sign have?

招客有方
　　在洗衣店，我看到招牌上写着：“上午10点进，下午5点出。”因此我就告诉店主我想在下午5点取衣。“下午5点还不能取，”他说。

　　“但是你的牌子上写着：‘上午10点进，下午5点出’，”我提醒他说。

“哦，”他回答说，“那指的是我。”

练习参考答案：
① He was at the cleaner's.
　　② He noticed a sign.
　　③ It said: "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 P. M.
　　④ He told the owner that he wanted to collect his clothing at five.
　　⑤ The sign had the power of inducing.

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