一个人穿过沙漠天没吃过东西

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A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!" As if by magic, a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed he ate the food.

He came back every day with the same request, and everyday he was rewarded until one day a hand dropped at his feet. Puzzled he looked up...

There was a leper painting the ceiling.

一个人穿过沙漠天没吃过东西。他走进一间教堂，走进去，跪下来祈祷，“好上帝给我一些食物！”就像被施了魔法，一块肉掉到了他的脚下。喜出望外，他吃的食物。他每天都回到相同的要求，每天对他奖励，直到有一天，一只掉在他脚边。困惑他抬头看了看…有一个长大麻疯的油漆天花板。

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