但谁会说出去呀？

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A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.Listeners said,＂She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too.Won’t she?＂＂Sure,＂replied the man.＂Well,won’t they find out?＂The man shrugged.＂But who’ll tell?＂

一个男人吹牛说他妹妹打扮成男人参军了。听的人说：“那她得穿男人的衣服，还得和他们一起洗澡了？”男人人说：“当然。”听的人说：“那他们不会发现吗？”男人耸耸肩说：“但谁会说出去呀？”

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