但我看到你自己站在那里我就很烦

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

一位新老师试图运用她的心理学课程。她开始她的课,她说,“每个人都认为你是愚蠢的,站起来!”

几秒钟之后,小约翰尼站了起来。

老师说,“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”

“不,老师,但我看到你自己站在那里我就很烦!”

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