所有的草都吃完了就走了啊

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Artist:"that,sir,is a cow grazing."

Visitor:"where is the grass?"

Artist:"the cow has eaten it."

Visitor:"but where is the cow?"

Artist:"you don't suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass,do you?"

艺术家:"先生,这是牛吃草”

参观者:“草在哪里?”

艺术家:“牛吃了它。”

参观者:“但是牛去哪了?”

艺术家:“你不想想她会傻留在这里在她所有的草都吃完了就走了啊?”

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