这是我见过的最聪明的狗。
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
一个人去拜访一位朋友,惊讶地发现他下棋的时候,他的狗。
他惊讶地看了比赛一会儿。“我简直不能相信我的眼睛!”他喊道。“这是我见过的最聪明的狗。”
“不,他不是非常聪明,”朋友说。“我打败了他三场比赛五个。”
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