她不打算对我说话一个月
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里,最悲伤的悲哀的表情。
酒保:“有什么事吗?你和你的妻子有麻烦吗?”
男人:“我们吵架了,她告诉我,她不打算对我说话一个月。”
酒保:“这应该让你快乐的。”
这个人说:“不,今天是这个月!”
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