彼此竭尽全力--双语幽默笑话

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"professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."

学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

"neither do i. but that's the lowest grade i'm allowed to give."

老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！”

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