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一个男人在腋下夹着一只鸭子

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A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.

一个醉汉在酒吧里看见一个男人在腋下夹着一只鸭子又问,“你带着个
猪干什么?”新进来的人说是鸭子,而不是猪。“我再和鸭子说话,不是给你说的,”酒鬼回答说。

        

                        

    

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