懂得一门外语的重要性
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
一只大猫带着四只小猫,突然路遇一只大狗,小猫吓的往后退缩,这时大猫对着狗一阵大吠,把狗吓跑。
大猫扭头对小猫说:“看到没有,知道懂得一门外语的重要性了吧。”
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