宁可不要的荣耀 An Unwelcome Honor

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A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."

Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."

So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."

一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。”

强森先生说：“请先告诉我好消息吧！”

医生说：“本院的医师决定用你的名字，来为一种不治之症命名。”

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