外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹275：四减四等于几？(中英)
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue一tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see，if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole，” replied Peter.
一天，老师问彼德:“四减四等于几?”彼德张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说:“真笨!你想，如果我放四个硬币在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有个窟窿，结果四个硬币都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里还有什么?”“窟窿。”彼德答道。
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