不要告诉我她还没有收到

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The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "

Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

我从1920年以来一直在事精品家具店工作。最近我接到到一个电话，一个女人想换一把在1930年买的椅子。我跟她说我们可以帮忙，求助于办公室经理。”你永远也不会相信，”我告诉他。“我刚接到一个顾客的电话谁从我们这里买了一些椅子在1930。”在我说完她的要求，他打断她说，“不要告诉我她还没有收到！

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