也向我祷告一模一样的事！
Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, "God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year. Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything. The next day, the bigger country came back: "Why? Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us strike their capital and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the sea. What do You mean by that?"
God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country also prayed to me for exactly the same thing!"
两个国家处于战争中。更大的国家向上帝祈祷，“上帝，我们的主！那个国家可能很小，但他们很邪恶！他们拒绝服从我们或每年向我们进贡。请你帮我们打他们的首都并杀了他们所有的明天！”上帝什么都没说。第二天，大点的国家回来了：“为什么？我们不要求您在我们的祈祷来帮助我们打击他们的首都并杀了他们？你为什么却把我的导弹进入大海。你的意思是。上帝回答说，“嗯，我很抱歉！但你的对手的国家也向我祷告一模一样的事！”
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