第1365期 英语笑话 你俩今天为什么迟到了！
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老师：汤姆！约翰！你俩今天为什么迟到了！
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老师：那么你呢，约翰？
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。
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