第1366期英语笑话你每天吃的糖哪儿来的？

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物？

Student: I don't know.

学生：我不晓得。

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的？

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

学生：邻居家借的。

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