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第1364期 英语笑话 为什么说鹰的视力很好?

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Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?


老师:为什么说鹰的视力很好?


Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.


学生:因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。

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