第1367期 英语笑话 想说点什么?
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?
老师:这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
学生:还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师!
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