我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
Father:Is the school closed today?
Son:No,Dad.It’s poen.I came home early.
Father:How did you do that?
Son:I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home and help you.
Father:But your mother has had twins.You’ve got a baby brother and a baby sister.
Son:Yes,I know,Dad.I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.
父亲：今天学校放假了吗？
儿子：没有，爸爸。我提前回来了。
父亲：为什么？
儿子：我跟老师说，我有一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。
父亲：但是你妈妈生了双胞胎，你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
儿子：是的，我知道，爸爸，我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
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