我把两块蛋糕放在碗橱里
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
母亲：我把两块蛋糕放在碗橱里今天上午，强尼，而现在只剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗？
约翰尼：嗯，我想这太黑了，我没注意到其他。
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