她没有零钱作酬金。
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
一个女人在匆忙中圣诞购物丢了手提包。这是一个诚实的小男孩发现并归还给她。看着她的钱包，她说道，“嗯…那是有趣的。我丢失钱包的时候，里面有一张20美元的账单上。现在有二十张1美元的钞票。”小男孩立刻回答道，“是的，夫人。上次我找到了一位女士的钱包，她没有零钱作酬金。”
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