我可以再次使用它
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
在一家珠宝店里，一个年轻人买了一个昂贵的纪念品作为礼物给他的女朋友。”要我把她的名字刻在这？”珠宝商问道。顾客想了一会儿，然后说，“不把它给我唯一的爱。这样，如果我们分手了，我可以再次使用它。”
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