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An Indonesian man aged 23 years old who was suspected of having infected by avian flu virus died at 22:50 pm local time on January 7, an official said here on Monday.

Dr. Dien Emawati, M Kes., head of Health Department at the Province of Jakarta, said that the patient was suspected of being infected by the virus as he was sick following the death of one of his pigeon a week before.

一个男孩哭着对他的母亲说,“他们都取笑我。他们说我有个大脑袋。”“别听他们的,”他母亲说,“你有一个美丽的头。别哭了,去商店买二十磅的西红柿吧。”“购物袋在哪儿?”“我没有兜子,用你的帽子。

  
   

   

   

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