世界上最好的销售人员。
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales-man in the World. Top Pay."
" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."
He went into the building and spoke to the manager.
"I'm the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job. "
"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.
"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.
"Good."
The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .
"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.“
"That's easy," Harry said.
He took the box of candy and left the office.
Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy.
He couldn't sell one.
The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.
At the end of the week he went back to the manager.
"I'm sorry, sir, " he said," I was wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.”
"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"
"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy, " Harry said.
哈里在橱窗上看到一则广告。它说：“希望。世界上最好的销售人员。最高支付。”“我是一个很棒的推销员。”哈利告诉自己“我可以销售任何东西。我去应聘这份工作。”他走进大楼和经理说话。“我是世界上最好的推销员，”他说。”给我的工作。”“你必须证明你是最好的，”经理说。“我会通过你给我的每一次考验。”哈利告诉他。很好。经理从桌子里拿出一盒糖果。“上周，我买了一千箱这种糖果。如果你能卖他们在本周结束前，你可以工作。”“这很简单，”哈利说。他把一盒糖果离开了办公室。每天从早到晚，他从商店购物，想卖的糖果盒。他不能卖。糖果质量太差，他甚至不能给它了。在本周他回到经理结束。“对不起，先生，”他说，“我搞错了。我不是世界上最好的推销员，但我知道是谁。”“哦，”经理说。“谁啊。“谁卖给你一千这种糖果盒的人，”哈里说。
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