给我三个理由你知道地球是圆的
Teacher: Stone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so and you say so!
老师:斯通,给我三个理由你知道地球是圆的。斯通:妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你也是这么说的!
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