我们的老师

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Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher, father.
父亲：汤姆，我今天和你的老师谈话了，现在我想问你一个问题，谁是你们班最懒的同学？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：噢，你知道，想想，当班里的其他的同学正在忙着写作业的时候，谁坐在教室里并且东张希望的看其他的人学习？
汤姆：我们的老师，爸爸。
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