霍华德先生不喜欢这样
The celebration of the 50th anniversary of Lei Feng Day should serve as a reminder to others that altruism is always necessary for a harmonious society.
That fact that Lei Feng is still remembered today, should inspire us to see beyond our own self-interest and to realize that making others happy is an important part of our own happiness.
当汤姆霍华德十七岁的时候他和他父亲一样高了，于是他开始借霍华德先生的衣服时，他想出去和他的朋友们在晚上。霍华德先生不喜欢这样，他总是很生气，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服。一天晚上，汤姆下楼出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他观察着汤姆的衣服。然后他生气地说，“那不是我的领带吗，汤姆？”“是的，父亲，是的，”汤姆回答说。“还有那衬衫也是我的。”“是的，那也是你的，”汤姆回答说。“你穿着我的皮带！”霍华德先生说。“是的，我，爸爸，”汤姆回答说。”你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来，是吗？”
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