英语幽默笑话故事:百万富翁
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Millionaire
百万富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO:我妻子使我成为百万富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手:以前你是什么?
CEO:”a multimillionaire.“
CEO:千万宣翁。
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