所以他不会加入军队

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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.

"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

一个小男孩带着一头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙有开玩笑。”你把你哥哥牵得这么紧，桑尼？”其中一个问。“所以他不会加入军队，”他眼睛一眨不眨的回答。

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