因为我不会拼阿诺施瓦辛格
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" he asked.
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.
我们的孙女上二年级老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄。她父亲很高兴发现她选择了他。”你为什么选我？”他问。“因为我不会拼阿诺施瓦辛格，”她说。
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