照片将被贴到公司公告栏
Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the tollet paper roll will retract,the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.After your 2nd offense,your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board.厕所使用规则：大家上厕所的时间太长，现在规定一次只能去三分钟。时间一到，厕纸会缩回，厕所门会打开，你将被拍下来。如果第二次违反规定，照片将被贴到公司公告栏。
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