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   A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,"I haven’t eaten anything in 4 days. "  She looked at him and said,"God,I wish I had your willpower."



  一个乞丐走到一位衣着华丽的女士跟前说:“我4天没吃东西了。”  女人看了看他说:“老天,我希望能有你这样的意志力。”

   

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