我不太喜欢这个滑翔伞。
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Lying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
两个傻瓜牵着手站在一个悬崖上。有一些鹦鹉停在每个臂上，其他鹦鹉排队上他的手臂。
几分钟后，他们都跳下悬崖，掉到地上。
躺在彼此在重症监护在医院，一个白痴说的，“我不认为这是蹦极。”
另一个回答说，“是的，我不太喜欢这个滑翔伞。”
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